Warning...Send in the Clowns!

I don't know whether it is some sort of government conspiracy or aliens have come down and systematically drained a large segment of the population of their humor, but it is quite uncanny. From profiles to interviews, the consensus is that a sense of humor is a very important human trait to have, whether it be in romantic or business relationships, or in friendships. However, I fail to find many people with a truly open sense of humor. It has all become so stagnant and predictable. All force fed by these PC ideals that have dulled our humorous senses. Never to laugh at something controversial or off color again. Where even sarcasm has been made into a negative rather than in good fun. Our last ditch effort if comedians fail us is to simply send in the clowns to smash our lobotomized brains with cream pies and spray our faces with humorless liquids out of their giant lapel flowers. We will all soon be androids. Lifeless and humorless.